Dear friends,
This blog has been started for one purpose and one purpose only- to make the public aware of how horrible a person David Levin is.
You see, many of you probably don't realize just how horrible a world you live in. The reason this world is such an unfortunate mess? David Levin lives in it. Through this blog I hope to comfort those in need who feel that perhaps David has sited you out personally to ruin your life. No, friends, he's simply that bad of a person that he ruins not only the lives and well being of those whom he comes in contact with, he actually ruins the lives of those who have never even heard of him.
We'll begin with the most obvious problems with David- he is ugly. No, that's not strong enough. David is UGLY. No, still not quite strong enough. That word needs more letters to better express just how unattractive David Levin is. David Levin is UUUGLLLLLLYYYYYUUUUUUUUUU. There, that's better. I have said before that the closest thing to representing David's sheer physical awfulness is a trash dumpster filled with possums that have drowned in their own vomit as fat bearded ladies wearing spandex dancing the Macharina in a circle around said dumpster, which is also sorrounded by a moat of sewage.
I have a tree that has died within the span of one week. I remember walking by the tree about a week ago and mentioning the name David Levin. I think it's obvious that that is what killed my poor tree.
We'll end there. To continue at the moment would simply be painful for all of us. But please, return to this blog for regular updates on the horror that is David Levin.
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